Guy named Mafioni (+9 pts)

On the way to dinner, I heard some girl yell down the street, "You're lucky I don't kill you Mafioni!" Mafioni? Mafioni! His name was Mafioni!! It's exactly what I just realized I would name my comic strip about a family of Italian gangsters who run a giant pasta empire. The only reason that Mafioni didn't break into double digits was because apparently he made some girl want to kill him on Valentine's Day. Not cool Mafioni, not cool.

Cumulative Score:
Boston, MA = -14 pts