Piss Poor Urinal Spacing (-24 pts)

Let me begin by saying that I'm a big fan of modern bathrooms. They beat outhouses 10 times out of 10. But if you're going to build one, then do it right. You need real paper towels, not glorified fans. Motion-activated soap and faucets are always nice because they help cut down on the number of foreign genitalia that must be vicariously touched. But above all else, make sure the urinals are well spread out (I'm looking at you LAX men's restroom). There has never been a time in my life when I said to myself, "Hey handsome, I'd really like to go to the restroom and rub shoulders with the men on either side of me." Yes, I call myself handsome in my internal dialogues. Keeps morale up.

Cumulative Score:

Los Angeles, CA = -24 pts