Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Boston sports teams (-30 pts)

Danny Karnik reminded me how awful the Boston pro sports teams are, so obviously that had to factor in here. And factor in it did.

Tom Brady who's a pompous jerk with no personality. Gronkowski who's 22, but thinks he's God's gift to football. BenJarvus Green-Ellis who has way too many names. Ochocinco who can't translate 85 into Spanish. Dustin Pedroia who's suspiciously suspicious-looking. Manny being Manny. Taylor Twellman who's equally annoying as a soccer player and a soccer announcer. Paul Pierce who throws up gang symbols for fun in playoff games. And Kevin Garnett, who needs no introduction (but if you're unfamiliar, he's known for head butting people Zidane-style). Even people in Boston don't like KG.

And that's just a sample. If there's a sports town with a group of more awful people than in Boston then please let me know, cause I can't think of one.


Cumulative Score:
Boston, MA = -35 pts

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